spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Randomize
