my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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