I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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