Dual....:-)
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my shit smells like andre
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
