Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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