I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
tell me about the eggs
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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