I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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