its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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