ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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