seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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