did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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