if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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