and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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