Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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