Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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