I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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