I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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