in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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