he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
