i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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