I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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