Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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