Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
now i know why i became what i already was.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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