Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
What a dumb baby whore.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Congratulations! We have a period
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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