She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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