I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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