He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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