Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
