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Yo dont text me then not text me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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