dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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