and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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