i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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