Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
im having a threesome with these popsicles
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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