I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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