i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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