its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
