Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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