I hate your face
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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