I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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