Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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