I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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