Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize