Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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