member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just want nice things and good sex
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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