Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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