Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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