I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's never too late to be topless.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
