i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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