Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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