oh god the rape fog is back!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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