if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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