i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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