dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
As shirtless as possible
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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