His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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