Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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