Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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